Paris in the rain is the most beautiful sight ever
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This is exactly what happened basically.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
My mum asked me to give my 8yo sister a joke for Halloween and i suggested ‘Whats blue and fucks the elderly ? Pneumonia’ and i had a yankee candle thrown at me.