psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

A+

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acapelladitty:

beachgnome:

redunderwear:

suvetar:

demoiselle-louche:

favillus:

robert downey jr. is sad
robert frowny jr.

robert downey jr. moves to a student residential area but is not affiliated with the local university

robert townie jr.

robert downey jr. takes up baking delicious chocolate treats

robert brownie jr.

robert downey jr joins the circus 

robert clowny jr

robert downey jr drinks too much booze

robert drowny jr

robert downey jr wears a dress

robert gowny jr

robert downey jr get a chromosome abnoromality

robert downy jr

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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acapelladitty:

Fully intended to sit in and have a quiet drink tonight. Ended up at the driving range and fishing at two different places.

Good times :)

It was a pretty fun day :) though Im the man-boss around anything I do: golf, fishing, making big dogs learn their place, etc. The list goes on.

mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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