Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
My mum asked me to give my 8yo sister a joke for Halloween and i suggested ‘Whats blue and fucks the elderly ? Pneumonia’ and i had a yankee candle thrown at me.
Wakko is a chaos god
still needs some editing done, but this is salsa’s costume for halloween! she will be my charizard for the day and i will be a trainer. more pics when halloween comes!!
How many did you eat?
GET OUT NOW
tegan looks like a fukin soccer mom
(Son please clean the) Living Room
You Wouldn’t Like Me (if i saw your internet history)
I Know I Know I Know, MOM, You Don’t Have To Tell Me Again.
"Calm down, I’m calling you to say: have u taken out the trash yet"
"When I jerk away from holding hands with you, it’s because you covered yours with glue"
"when i imagine you i think of that room, and it drives me wild (because u havent cleaned it in two months and it’s starting to smell bad in there)"
Monday Monday Monday , get up you little shit you have school.
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
Don’t mind me while I stare at this for the next 4 years.
NOT AGAIN WE ARE NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN