Anonymous asked: No i fucking don't
come off anon then
Meet me on twitter?
I will be able to out-insult you?
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
robert downey jr. is sad
robert frowny jr.
robert downey jr. moves to a student residential area but is not affiliated with the local university
robert townie jr.
robert downey jr. takes up baking delicious chocolate treats
robert brownie jr.
robert downey jr joins the circus
robert clowny jr
robert downey jr drinks too much booze
robert drowny jr
robert downey jr wears a dress
robert gowny jr
robert downey jr get a chromosome abnoromality
robert downy jr
Now That’s What I Call Tumblr
the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
I am crying so hard.
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
Fully intended to sit in and have a quiet drink tonight. Ended up at the driving range and fishing at two different places.
Good times :)
It was a pretty fun day :) though Im the man-boss around anything I do: golf, fishing, making big dogs learn their place, etc. The list goes on.
Hipster hip post…
I STARED AT THIS FOR TWENTY SECONDS LITERALLY BEFORE REBLOGGING THIS
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe